Posting from Outside of Home

Looks like I have mobile posting set up now. I don't know why I didn't get this working sooner. Updates should be somewhat regular now, since I no longer have the excuse of "I'm out somewhere and cannot write blog posts." I am going to update regularly like a disciplined, grown up adult. Or something. I think I can add pictures, too. Yup, looks like I can do it all. Oh, for those wondering, I did fall off the face of the earth, but I am now able to post from outside planetary boundaries. It's mostly just going to be fart jokes, though.

Dear Everyone, Please Consider

Every time I go to the grocery store, I see this phenomenon acted out over and over.

What I Wear as I Go about My Daily Business

I wore this outfit on the Fourth of July. Red, white, and blue is not a great every day combination, but special days call for an extra bit of flair.



My friend Sean and I were the most dressed up folks at this little get together. I kept my nametag from an event I had attended earlier in the night. I miss that pocket square.



Always classy, but virtually never too much, the winning combination of blazer and jeans is perfect for moshing.



One of my tuxedos made an appearance at my last fancy wine and cheese party.



Here I am with Melissa at a different fancy wine and cheese party. I go to a lot of these.

Black Tie Etiquette

A few months, ago, I tried to host a black tie event before 6:00. Disaster ensued. During the earthquake, we lost power, and most of my wine glasses were broken. We had to move the party to another house that had power. Instead of forty guests, I ended up with about ten.

Job Interview

Living in Humboldt County, one grows used to nobody caring about looking nice. Still, I almost fool myself sometimes, because a lot of my friends are quite fashionable, and I forget that NOBODY ELSE HERE IS.