Found this a while ago and had to share...

I did not create this masterpiece, but I wish I had.

What I'm wearing

Tonight, I decided to exit my recent slump of sweat pants, hoodies, and not leaving the house. I feel alive and very well. It's 3:15 in the morning and raining, but I feel like going fishing or something. Isn't that always how it is right after being sick? Well, whatever.

Today's outside contact consisted of poking my head in a local bar to say hello and getting delicious foods at the grocery store. I guess I'll have to settle for baby steps. But my recent affliction is not what I came here to write about today. "Here" I guess means my home, since I'm at home.

Now, I may have spent the last few hours reading medical entries on Wikipedia and watching Randall Munroe on Authors@Google. But I insisted on doing it in style.
I think what's really cool about my wardrobe is how little I paid for most of it. My entire outfit probably cost about $20 (except for my watch, which was about $30). Everything I'm wearing, except my watch, underwear, and undershirt came from thrift stores. Here is a picture of what it would look like if I still frequented thrift stores, but had less choosiness when I shopped:

Posting from Outside of Home

Looks like I have mobile posting set up now. I don't know why I didn't get this working sooner. Updates should be somewhat regular now, since I no longer have the excuse of "I'm out somewhere and cannot write blog posts." I am going to update regularly like a disciplined, grown up adult. Or something. I think I can add pictures, too. Yup, looks like I can do it all. Oh, for those wondering, I did fall off the face of the earth, but I am now able to post from outside planetary boundaries. It's mostly just going to be fart jokes, though.

Dear Everyone, Please Consider

Every time I go to the grocery store, I see this phenomenon acted out over and over.

What I Wear as I Go about My Daily Business

I wore this outfit on the Fourth of July. Red, white, and blue is not a great every day combination, but special days call for an extra bit of flair.



My friend Sean and I were the most dressed up folks at this little get together. I kept my nametag from an event I had attended earlier in the night. I miss that pocket square.



Always classy, but virtually never too much, the winning combination of blazer and jeans is perfect for moshing.



One of my tuxedos made an appearance at my last fancy wine and cheese party.



Here I am with Melissa at a different fancy wine and cheese party. I go to a lot of these.